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+====== Three Guys from Rehab ======
+The smoker, the alcoholic, & the homosexual
+Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options.
+One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain-Smoker, and One was a Homosexual.
+The doctor, addressing all three of them, said,
+"If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
+The men left the doctor's office; each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice.
+While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar.
+The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself.
+His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey.
+No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.
+His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words.
+As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.
+The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and said,
+"You know if you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."
+-- Main.FredPettis - 2010-09-03