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 +====== Three Guys from Rehab ======
 +The smoker, the alcoholic, & the homosexual
  
 +Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. ​
 +One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain-Smoker,​ and One was a Homosexual. ​
 +
 +The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, 
 +"If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
 +
 +The men left the doctor'​s office; each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice.
 +
 +While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. 
 +The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself. ​
 +His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. ​
 +No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. 
 +
 +His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor'​s words. ​
 +As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.
 +
 +The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and said, 
 +"You know if you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead." ​
 +
 +-- Main.FredPettis - 2010-09-03
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