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 +====== The Cowboy Boots  ======
  
 +(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!) 
 +
 +Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten ​
 +students put on his cowboy boots?
 +
 +He asked for help and she could see why... ​
 +
 +Even with her pulling and him 
 +pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they 
 +got the second boot on, she had worked up 
 +a sweat. ​
 +
 +She almost cried when the little boy 
 +said, '​Teacher,​ they'​re on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure 
 +enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it 
 +was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they 
 +worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. 
 +
 +He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.' ​
 +
 +She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted ​
 +to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots 
 +off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he 
 +said, '​They'​re my brother'​s boots. My mom made me wear 
 +'​em.' ​
 +
 +Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to 
 +wrestle the boots on his feet again. ​
 +
 +Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?' ​
 +
 +He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.' ​
 +
 +She will be eligible for parole in three years.
 +
 +
 +-- Main.FredPettis - 2010-09-03
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