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+====== The Cowboy Boots  ======
+(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)
+Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten
+students put on his cowboy boots?
+He asked for help and she could see why...
+Even with her pulling and him
+pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they
+got the second boot on, she had worked up
+a sweat.
+She almost cried when the little boy
+said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure
+enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it
+was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they
+worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.
+He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
+She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted
+to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots
+off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he
+said, 'They're my brother's boots. My mom made me wear
+'em.'
+Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to
+wrestle the boots on his feet again.
+Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?'
+He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
+She will be eligible for parole in three years.
+-- Main.FredPettis - 2010-09-03