User Tools

Site Tools


shipwrecked

Differences

This shows you the differences between two versions of the page.

Link to this comparison view

shipwrecked [2013/01/27 21:29] (current)
Line 1: Line 1:
 +A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up<br />
 +with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. <br />
 + After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every<br />
 +evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds,<​br />
 +the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
 +
 +As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the<br />
 +lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
 +
 +But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his<br />
 +arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,<​br />
 +but there was no more cuddling.
 +
 +A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.<​br />
 +The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening <br />
 +beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, ​ a warm and <br />
 +gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
 +
 +Pretty soon, the man started to get those "​feelings"​ again. He fought the urges as<br />
 +long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
 +
 +Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
 +
 +He said, "Take the dog for a walk."
 +
 +-- Main.FredPettis - 2011-03-02
  
shipwrecked.txt ยท Last modified: 2013/01/27 21:29 (external edit)