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+A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up<br />
+with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. <br />
+ After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every<br />
+evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds,<br />
+the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
+As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the<br />
+lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
+But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his<br />
+arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,<br />
+but there was no more cuddling.
+A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.<br />
+The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening <br />
+beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds,  a warm and <br />
+gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
+Pretty soon, the man started to get those "feelings" again. He fought the urges as<br />
+long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
+Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
+He said, "Take the dog for a walk."
+-- Main.FredPettis - 2011-03-02