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+ | A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up<br /> | ||
+ | with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. <br /> | ||
+ | After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every<br /> | ||
+ | evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds,< | ||
+ | the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. | ||
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+ | As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the<br /> | ||
+ | lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. | ||
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+ | But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his<br /> | ||
+ | arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,< | ||
+ | but there was no more cuddling. | ||
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+ | A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.< | ||
+ | The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening <br /> | ||
+ | beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, | ||
+ | gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. | ||
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+ | Pretty soon, the man started to get those " | ||
+ | long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. | ||
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+ | Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. | ||
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+ | He said, "Take the dog for a walk." | ||
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+ | -- Main.FredPettis - 2011-03-02 | ||
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