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 +====== Easter Bunny ======
 +A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.   
 +He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. 
  
 +The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, ​
 +pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
 +Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .
 +
 +The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. 
 +
 +A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
 +sees a man crying on the side of the road
 +and pulls over.
 +
 +She steps out of the car and asks the man
 +what's wrong. ​
 +
 +"I feel terrible,"​ he explains,
 +"I accidentally hit the Easter
 +Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM." ​
 +
 +The blonde says,"​Don'​t worry." ​
 +
 +She runs to her car
 +and pulls out a spray can.
 +
 +She walks over to the limp, dead  Easter Bunny ,
 +bends down,
 +and sprays the contents onto him. 
 +
 +The  Easter
 +Bunny  jumps up,
 +waves its paw at the two of them
 +and hops off down the road.
 +
 +Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again,
 +he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, ​
 +
 +hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
 +and repeats this again and again and again and
 +again, until he hops out of sight.
 +
 +The man is astonished.He runs over to the woman and demands,
 +
 +"What is in that can?
 +
 +What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?" ​
 +
 +The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
 +
 +It says,
 +
 +"Hair Spray
 +
 +Restores life to dead hair,
 +
 +and adds permanent wave."
 +
 +
 +-- Main.FredPettis - 2010-09-03
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