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+====== Easter Bunny ======
+A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
+He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
+The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
+pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
+Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .
+The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
+A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
+sees a man crying on the side of the road
+and pulls over.
+She steps out of the car and asks the man
+what's wrong.
+"I feel terrible," he explains,
+"I accidentally hit the Easter
+Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
+The blonde says,"Don't worry."
+She runs to her car
+and pulls out a spray can.
+She walks over to the limp, dead  Easter Bunny ,
+bends down,
+and sprays the contents onto him.
+The  Easter
+Bunny  jumps up,
+waves its paw at the two of them
+and hops off down the road.
+Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again,
+he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves,
+hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
+and repeats this again and again and again and
+again, until he hops out of sight.
+The man is astonished.He runs over to the woman and demands,
+"What is in that can?
+What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"
+The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
+It says,
+"Hair Spray
+Restores life to dead hair,
+and adds permanent wave."
+-- Main.FredPettis - 2010-09-03